A five-minute talk for Ignite SF (Web 2.0 Expo) at DNA Lounge, Tuesday, April 22. Mainly complaining about my social media peeves and suggesting some better practices

1. Grasping Social Patterns and social antipatterns ( or antisocial patterns ?) Christian Crumlish Yahoo! Design Pattern Library Yahoo! Developer Network Ignite! SF, April 22, 2008

2. Social Antipatterns

3. Don’t break email! don’t: do:

4. Social media is always awkward when it’s new “ Hello?” “ Is that you, Mr. Gilbert?” “ Hello?”

5. http://flickr.com/photos/dhbress/87105370/ ubiquity a social moment?

6. Permission-based stalking

8. laughingsquid tweeted: dear cryptic username, I would have a much better chance of recognizing you if your friend request lited your name…

9. natekoechley tweeted: @mediajunkie I hate that I need to spam my friends with adds/invites each time I join a new service. Painful bar to entry, often too tall.

10. Teach a man to be phished

11. Friends you may know / power-law

12. fimoculous tweeted: The “people you should know” list on Facebook is actually a list of people your hate.”

16. “ Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: ‘Open Social is neither open nor social.’ Discuss.” “ Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: ‘OpenSocial is neither open nor social.’ Discuss.”

19. “social” design, guerilla usability. Live inside your social apps, design them from the inside out.