The document provides an over-the-top satirical perspective on social media and universities' approach to it. It mocks students, professors, and the idea that universities understand social media. It recommends universities hire young, inexperienced social media "gurus" and to not question them, spending exorbitant amounts of money without oversight. The tone is absurdly dismissive of traditional techniques and facts in favor of a radical, iconoclastic approach to social media.

1. What 1,000,000 Social Media Experts Taught Me Dylan Wilbanks, BA, Esq. 8 October 2009

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