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  1. 1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a prettygirl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein
  2. 2. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
  3. 3. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
  4. 4. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
  5. 5. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg
  6. 6. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - unknown
  7. 7. Help a man when he is in troubleand he will remember you when he is in trouble again. - unknown
  8. 8. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. - unknown
  9. 9. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. - unknown
  10. 10. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop. - unknown
  11. 11. Forgive your enemies but remember their names. - unknown
  12. 12. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - unknown
  13. 13. Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! - unknown
  14. 14. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. - unknown

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