Humorous Situations from which we can reflect on LIFE Lessons. May all grow in wisdom and peace.

1. * A New Look
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death
experience. During that experience she sees her guardian angel
and asks if this is her time. The angel says no and explains that
she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital for a
few more days and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.
She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She
figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well
make the most of it. She walks out the hospital after the last
operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the
hospital.
She arrives in heaven again, sees her guardian angel and says, "I
thought you said I had another 30-40 years!!"
The angel replies, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."
# Reflecting … When one cannot accept the process of ageing
and the natural accompanying changes one may resort to all
sorts of foolish ways to maintain the young look … and this
can lead to grave consequences.
* Blind Love
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
# Reflecting … A marriage based merely on ‘blind love’
without mature consideration, may be heading for doom.
* Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to A Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE!

2. HUMOR
MATTERS 4
* Dream
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced
enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you
gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you
think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know
tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and
handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman
quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The
meaning of Dreams".
Reflecting…What turns out in reality sometimes is not what
one expects.
* The College Graduate
A young man hired by a supermarket
reported for his first day of work.
The manager greeted him with a
warm handshake and a smile, gave
him a broom, and said, “Your first
job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the
young man replied indignantly.
“Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t realize
that,” the manager said. “Here, give
me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
Reflecting… * One should never regard certain menial tasks
as ‘lowly’ even if one has high academic qualifications.
* When one's ego grows big, one will face with negative
consequences, for example, unemployment, relationship with
others and a greater feeling of frustration more and more
often.