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WHAT TO
WEAR
TO A WEB DEV
INTERVIEW
A
GUIDE
20 SLIDES
Web dev careers come in
many forms.
You might be in-house, nursing
a mega-company’s mega-site.
Churning out sites at a homey
specialty studio.
Or obsessing on a
startup’s one
product, all day
(and night).
1
But wherever you end up, all web devs
start out in the same place: worrying what
to wear to an interview.
HATE ALL
OF THEM
TOO OLD.. NOPETOO
CASUAL??
SMELLS
BAD
UGH
Dressing to impress is
a concern for all. But
web dev’s unique
ancestry makes it
especially tricky.
See, tech’s always rebelled against fancy,
fast-talking, suit-wearing corporate-ness.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
It’s given us the image of the opposite
extreme: the unkempt, basement-dwelling,
junk-foodie.
<head>
<title> - Apple flat devices
- Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre
Borodin</title>
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cript">window.NREUM||(NRE-
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<head>
<title> - Apple flat devices
- Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre
Borodin</title>
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cript">window.NREUM||(NRE-
UM={});NREUM.in-
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<head>
<title> - Apple flat devices
- Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre
Borodin</title>
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<script type="text/javas-
cript">window.NREUM||(NRE-
UM={});NREUM.in-
fo={"beacon":"beacon-3.newrelic
.com","errorBeacon":"bam.nr-dat
So now every
company likes its
own balance of
the techie chic
they expect with
the employability
they need.
It’ll never be quick or easy, but scout these
tell-tale signs that guide you to the right
interview look.
QUICK
EASY
If the company in any way resembles a:
FANCY
AD AGENCY
Dress, well, fancy. Borrow from someone
who’s graduated from something, or works
in money. Your discomfort foreshadows the
16 hours a day you’ll spend sweating.
If the office fridge is exclusively stocked with:
ENERGY
DRINKS
Pop your collar. Spike your hair. Invest in
costly teeth whitening treatments. Roll in for
your interview sans appointment.
If the office décor is:
PRIMARILY
WOODGRAIN
Wear plaid.
Handlebar mustache. Over-sized glasses.
Pants 2 or more sizes too small. If you have
tattoos, show them now. Woodgrain or not,
try plaid.
If the company is (or says they act like) a:
STARTUP
If the company still:
SUPPORTS
IE6
Suit. Tie. A baby-blue pantsuit also seems
strangely right. You should reflexively
yawn when you look in the mirror. Apply
pharmacy-bought perfume/cologne.
If the company is run:
OUT OF A
GARAGE
Wear what you’d sleep or sweat in, if you
wear anything at all to sleep, or ever
willingly sweat. Sweatpants. Sweatshirts.
Knit hats. Hipster Underoos®.
If the company is:
RUN BY
NUDISTS
Argyle socks pulled halfway up.
Full-suspendered Norwegian shorts.
Turtleneck. Headband. Economy-size
Purell.
If the company is:
FINE
Wear a smile + the nicest outfit you’d wear
any normal day of the week. Show up on
time. Accessorize with demonstrably mad
dev chops.
Because when it comes to your craft and
career, the best thing to wear is your heart
on your sleeve.
Z
Z
Y
Immerse in our
weekly tech links
Visit our
Careers page

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What To Wear To a Web Dev Interview

  • 1. WHAT TO WEAR TO A WEB DEV INTERVIEW A GUIDE 20 SLIDES
  • 2. Web dev careers come in many forms.
  • 3. You might be in-house, nursing a mega-company’s mega-site.
  • 4. Churning out sites at a homey specialty studio.
  • 5. Or obsessing on a startup’s one product, all day (and night). 1
  • 6. But wherever you end up, all web devs start out in the same place: worrying what to wear to an interview. HATE ALL OF THEM TOO OLD.. NOPETOO CASUAL?? SMELLS BAD UGH
  • 7. Dressing to impress is a concern for all. But web dev’s unique ancestry makes it especially tricky.
  • 8. See, tech’s always rebelled against fancy, fast-talking, suit-wearing corporate-ness. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
  • 9. It’s given us the image of the opposite extreme: the unkempt, basement-dwelling, junk-foodie. <head> <title> - Apple flat devices - Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre Borodin</title> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <script type="text/javas- cript">window.NREUM||(NRE- UM={});NREUM.in- fo={"beacon":"beacon-3.newrelic .com","errorBeacon":"bam.nr-dat <head> <title> - Apple flat devices - Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre Borodin</title> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <script type="text/javas- cript">window.NREUM||(NRE- UM={});NREUM.in- fo={"beacon":"beacon-3.newrelic .com","errorBeacon":"bam.nr-dat <head> <title> - Apple flat devices - Episode#2 (PSD) by Pierre Borodin</title> <meta charset="utf-8" /> <script type="text/javas- cript">window.NREUM||(NRE- UM={});NREUM.in- fo={"beacon":"beacon-3.newrelic .com","errorBeacon":"bam.nr-dat
  • 10. So now every company likes its own balance of the techie chic they expect with the employability they need.
  • 11. It’ll never be quick or easy, but scout these tell-tale signs that guide you to the right interview look. QUICK EASY
  • 12. If the company in any way resembles a: FANCY AD AGENCY Dress, well, fancy. Borrow from someone who’s graduated from something, or works in money. Your discomfort foreshadows the 16 hours a day you’ll spend sweating.
  • 13. If the office fridge is exclusively stocked with: ENERGY DRINKS Pop your collar. Spike your hair. Invest in costly teeth whitening treatments. Roll in for your interview sans appointment.
  • 14. If the office décor is: PRIMARILY WOODGRAIN Wear plaid.
  • 15. Handlebar mustache. Over-sized glasses. Pants 2 or more sizes too small. If you have tattoos, show them now. Woodgrain or not, try plaid. If the company is (or says they act like) a: STARTUP
  • 16. If the company still: SUPPORTS IE6 Suit. Tie. A baby-blue pantsuit also seems strangely right. You should reflexively yawn when you look in the mirror. Apply pharmacy-bought perfume/cologne.
  • 17. If the company is run: OUT OF A GARAGE Wear what you’d sleep or sweat in, if you wear anything at all to sleep, or ever willingly sweat. Sweatpants. Sweatshirts. Knit hats. Hipster Underoos®.
  • 18. If the company is: RUN BY NUDISTS Argyle socks pulled halfway up. Full-suspendered Norwegian shorts. Turtleneck. Headband. Economy-size Purell.
  • 19. If the company is: FINE Wear a smile + the nicest outfit you’d wear any normal day of the week. Show up on time. Accessorize with demonstrably mad dev chops.
  • 20. Because when it comes to your craft and career, the best thing to wear is your heart on your sleeve. Z Z Y Immerse in our weekly tech links Visit our Careers page