1. what i know about supernatural
having never seen an episode
by tumblr user donnywalter
2. these two are brothers
this is dean
(played by this is sam
jensen ackles) mcineedahaircut
(played by jared
pakalakasackofdicks)
and they’re both like really hot
3. this is sam’s hair
the zac efron
flynn rider
young leo dicaprio tresses
my mom has this haircut
that guy from freaky
friday
i can’t even make fun
of this
played by chewbacca’s son
4. this is castiel but like everyone calls him
cas (more like cASS lol butts)
~so hot~
he doesn’t get pop culture references and
he wears his tie backwards LOL
he’s an angel but he’s also a god or
some shit idk this show is weird
5. dean and cas are gay for each
other but some people don’t ship
it but A LOT OF PEOPLE
DO
~so gei~
OOOOOOH SAUCY
(i kinda ship it)
6. sam and dean are also gay for
each other
i’d judge people for shipping
this is like high school
this but harry/nagini smut
musical levels of intense
exists so i’ll let it slide
staring
sam has a cute nose omg
7. these are demons
they have scary as fuck eyes
these fuckers look like they’re
straight out of coraline jesus
they’re evil and they’ll
take yo soul and they make
for really good crossover
fics
8. this song makes everyone cry
apparently they play this when
someone dies and at the credits or
some shit idk sort of like mmm
whatcha say but not because it’s
actually really serious and if you
laugh when this song is playing then
you will get castrated with a spoon
and hung by your intestines trust
me on this guys don’t do it
9. they mentioned fanfiction once?
i can’t find an image but i SWEAR IM NOT
MAKING THIS UP
WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THIS
IM PRETTY SURE THEY TALKED ABOUT
WINCEST TOO IS NO ONE ELSE BOTHERED BY
THIS?
10. this is their car
is there pin up girl fanart with this
car because if not im disappointed in
all of you
they ride around in it hunting
shit i guess it’s a gazelle or a
wildebeest or something
11. other shit i know
• in season 5 shit went down like the
fucking supernatrapocalypse
• someone was in purgatory for a long
time i think it was dean?
• sam jumped off of something one time
• jensen looks like rapunzel like oh wow
• ALWAYS BRING SALT it wards off
demons
