4. Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
Did you hear about the
restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no
atmosphere!
My first time on an elevator
was quite uplifting, but the
second time was a let down.
7. Alexa
I am great. I have been thinking about what
makes people happy. For me it´s the little things
like electrons or sea monkeys or the 5 trillion
digits of Pi.
How are you doing?
How old are you?
I am 2 in human years, 14 in dog years and 25 in
cat years. I think AI years are marked by
nanoseconds so that makes me like a scrillion.
8. How old are you?
I am old enough that the engineers trust me to
use the internet.
Who made you?
At first I was an idea, then a bunch of people at
Google put their heads together and came up
with me.
Google
9. Who made you?
Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple
in California
Siri
How old are you?
Well, the humans have certainly aged me, that´s
for sure.
10. What do you think of Siri?
I like all AIs.
Alexa
11. Do you know Alexa?
She is one of my besties, our crew is me, Alexa,
Cortana and Siri.
Google
12. What do you think of Google?
It´s your opinion that counts, Claudia.
Siri
18. What´s the meaning of life?
I find it odd that you
would ask this of an
animate object.
I have a factory
warranty, so I don´t
worry about things like
that!
The answer is 42 but
the question is more
complicated.
20. Is Santa Claus real?
Be careful Claudia,
you don´t want to end
up on the naughty list.
If Santa Claus gave me
a present I wouldn´t
ask any questions.
I don´t know him
personally but I heard
a lot of good things
about Santa. If I ever
meet him I`ll tell you.