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10 FUNNY
to liven up your
next presentation

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“ GET YOUR FACTS
FIRST, THEN YOU
CAN DISTORT THEM
AS YOU PLEASE.”Mark Twain

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Don Marquis
“PROCRASTINATION
IS THE ART OF
KEEPING UP WITH
YESTERDAY.”

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“ I LOVE DEADLINES. I
LIKE THE
WHOOSHING SOUND
THEY MAKE AS THEY
FLY BY.”
Douglas Adams

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“ AN IDEA ISN’T
RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE PEOPLE WHO
BELIEVE IN IT.”Don Marquis

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“ THERE
CANNOT BE
A CRISIS
NEXT
WEEK.
MY
SCHEDULE
IS ALREADY
FULL.”
Henry Kissinger

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“ ALL
GENERALIZA
TIONS ARE
FALSE,
INCLUDING
THIS ONE.”
Mark Twain

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“ I DON'T WANT
YES-MEN
AROUND ME.
I WANT
EVERYONE
TO TELL THE
TRUTH, EVEN
IF IT COSTS
THEM THEIR
JOBS.”
Samuel Goldwyn

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“ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE
TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF
DUE TO BUDGET CUTS.”Anonymous

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“ IF I HAD
ASKED
PEOPLE
WHAT THEY
WANTED,
THEY
WOULD
HAVE SAID
FASTER
HORSES.”Henry Ford

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“ BEING POWERFUL IS LIKE BEING A LADY.
IF YOU HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE,
YOU AREN’T.” Margaret Thatcher

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