In the first of a two-part session, four research professionals throw caution to the wind and fight for their passionately held beliefs about the way the insight world works. This is the session for those who want to hear the uncensored, unshackled and revolutionary voice of research. I wish I had kept track of every time a conference speaker said they didn't understand the statistics they were referring to but if anyone had a question, they could find someone to answer it. I wish I had kept track of every presenter whose 20 slides consisted of 20 pictures. I wish it was even possible to count the number of infographics floating around the interweebs spewing countless unsubstantiated and out-of-context percentages with multiple decimal places. In this presentation, I will plead with the audience to reconsider how they communicate to their clients about research, and how they present that research to various audiences.