The document contains a collection of short phrases and sayings on various topics ranging from work and management to personality traits and humor. Many of the phrases are sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek comments about life, relationships, and humor. The phrases address topics like stress, opinions, personality, work, sarcasm, and management.

1. Some Days It’s Not Even Worth Chewing Through the Restraints.

2. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

3. People like you are the reason people like me Need Medication!

4. Your Opinion is Simply Wrong. . .

5. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions

6. If The First Three New Actuators Didn’t Fix It; Why Do You Think A Fourth New One Will?

7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet . . .

8. Please Don’t Stare: Jealously is SO unattractive!

9. So, did you eat a bowl of Stupid for breakfast?

10. There is no reason to act Stupid; Even if you are so good at it…

11. What do you mean you need me to work eight days this week?

12. Jesus Loves You (but I’m still His favorite!)

13. Silly Boys, TRUCKS are for GIRLS

14. I’m on a DRINKING TEAM with a bowling problem

15. Sarcasm: Just One More Service I Offer.

16. I’m Only Wearing BLACK Until They Make Something Darker

17. I’m Only Half Evil 333

18. Especially when you work around so many asses. Manure Occureth

19. With Luck and Planning - I’ll Be Able to Retire Before I’m 100

20. Am I Just Getting Older or Is the Supermarket Beginning to Play Really Great Music?

21. A Clear Conscience is Usually the sign of a bad memory

22. I’m Not Crazy; I’m Eccentric

23. It’s All English To Me

24. Dr. Edward Deming? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Deming!

25. If you think you have personnel who are not performing, the most likely cause is a lack of support from management . U.S. Air Force Supervisor Training Course

26. You’re So Open-minded Your Brains Fell Out.

27. Come to think of it, You Really ARE Stupid

28. Today is the Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday

29. “ All I Wanted Was An Honest Week’s Pay For An Honest Day’s Work.” - MSgt. Bilko

30. There is No Problem That Can’t Be Made Worse With the Help of Direct Management Involvement.