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شوخي با  رئيس جمهور محترم جناب آقاي احمدي نژاد
همه ميگن آدم بزرگيه شما چي فكر ميكنين ؟
 
ديديد  !  از اون بزرگتر هم هست ,[object Object]
 
خوب حالا يه كم برگرديم عقب
فكر ميكنيد قبل از اينكه شهردار تهران بشه چه كاره بوده ؟
فرماندار اردبيل ؟
نه  ...  يه كم عقب تر  ....  قبل از فرمانداري
 
ميگن با كراوات موافق نيست
ولي با روسري موافقه
واسه همينم با بدترين وجه با بد حجابي  برخورد ميكنه
و اصلاً سر كسي كلاه نميذاره  ...  جز  سر خودش
خودش ميگه يه هاله نوراني اطرافشه  !
واسه همينه كه بعضي ها فكر ميكنن شفا ميده  !
بالاخره يه چيزائي دو رو برش هست
هميشه تو فكر روحانيته
ولي روحانيت تو فكر يه چيز ديگه ست
ميگن خيلي انعطاف پذيره  !
ميگن ارتش ازش حمايت ميكنه
واسه همين هم بعضي وقتا جو گير ميشه
فكر بد نكنين  ...  اشكال از عمق تصويره
بعضي ها ميگن هيچ كس مثل اون نميشه  ! حداقل اين آقا كمي مثل اونه
بعضي ها مي خوان زير پاشو خالي كنن  !
با اين حال پا تو كفش كسي نميكنه  ..  حتي تو كفش خودش
همه دوستش دارند  حتي بچه ها
بعضي ها كه ديووونشن  !
فكر ميكنين زماني كه شوراي امنيت داشت قطعنامه اول رو تصويب مي كرد اون داشت چي كار ميكرد ؟
بعد از قطعنامه دوم چه طور ؟
اگه سومي تصويب بشه ؟
فكر ميكنين به اين خانم چي گفته كه اينجوري نگاه ميكنه ؟
حالا فكر ميكني اگه عمل زيبائي كنه چه جوري ميشه ؟
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