BE CAREFUL IF VIEWING IN OFFICE. Prelims of Gandi Baat Dobara, the second edition of Kolkata's first flagship NSFW quiz, conducted by Qilluminati in 2016.

1. GANDI BAAT
DO-BARA
“Censor Di Maa Di.”
BY QILLUMINATI

2. Which fairly commonly used five-letter word entered
English language (some sources say through James Cook) in
the late 18th century from a Tongan word meaning “set
apart” or “forbidden”?
Question 1.

3. Taboo.

4. The 1995 novel, Diario di Lo is a recasting of a 20th century
classic, told from the point of view of its young cynosure.
Some changes are also made to the narrative - the
aforementioned youth does not die at the end of the novel,
and the youth’s famous surname is changed to a rhyming
word with the same number of letters as the original one. The
new surname indicates a path or a number of paths leading to
a goal.
What is the classic in question?
Question 2.

5. Lolita.

6. Which word of East Asian origin, also often used to indicate a
dish where a hot broth is poured over noodles, translates
into English as “to splash” or “heavy splash”?
Question 3.

7. Bukkake.

8. This name, shared by an iconic fictional character (according to
most relevant scholars), is given to a man who likes to have sex
with a woman while she is menstruating.
What name is given to such a man, owing to the fact that the
aforementioned act can be compared to a famous act by said
fictional character involving a body with an area of 4,38,000
square kilometers?
*Question 4.

9. Moses.

10. X faced several obscenity trials around the world, including
those in countries like Canada, Japan and even India where
Ranjit Udeshi, a bookseller from Bombay, was prosecuted in
1964 for having sold a copy of X. However, the funniest case
occurred in Australia - not only was X banned, but a book
on the iconic trial that X had faced in its own country
was also subsequently banned. X was initially titled
Tenderness.
Identify X.
Question 5.

11. Lady Chatterley’s Lover.

12. Fill in the blank in the last line of this poem by Delhi-based
poet Akhil Katyal published around two-and-a-half years
earlier:
“Girl, when you blow your boy,
or boy, when
you go down
on her, or when
both of you use
a toy, and all the
world’s a blur,
I know it feels
like heaven, you
too violate ___.”
Question 6.

13. 377.

14. Question 7.
X was a punk rock band formed in 1980 in Austin. X were
famous for their socialist leanings and lyrics during the Reagan
era. An article on X on Diffuser (concerning offensive band
names) states humorously that “All the members of this Austin
punk group were just all named Richard.” The band released a
2006 live album titled X Live! Hungry Butts.
What is X?

15. Dicks.

16. Which icon’s memoir, published in 2007 by HarperCollins,
was titled X: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz?
*Question 8.

17. Ron Jeremy.

18. Which 3-minute video was uploaded on Pornhub in February
2016 as “Red Suit Chimichanga Lover Blasts People with His
Big Load”?
The plot of which 2002 movie can be described as “A teen
boy's body changes and he discovers he can shoot a white
sticky liquid out of his body”?
Question 9.

19. Trailer for Deadpool.
Spider-Man.

20. UrbanDictionary.com defines this term as :
“To banish a room-mate from the room/dorm/apartment
for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with
one's significant other/sex partner.”
Which term?
Question 10.

21. Sexile.

22. Which website's tagline is “Fast-Forwarding to the Good
Parts, Since 1999!”?
Question 11.

23. Mr. Skin.

24. In December 2015, Kristy
Garett came in news for being
the 749th and the last of her
kind.
What am I talking about?
*Question 12.

25. Last Nude Centrefold Model for Playboy.

26. Ever since the release of the song, people have started
noticing that the song might be a double entendre for a
blowjob. Multiple blogs and Quora answers mention that
this song might refer to the “leftover taste of semen after
the girl finished giving fellatio”. On their TV show, AIB asked
people to consider the actual meaning of the song. But the
song is sung so aesthetically that no one raised an eyebrow
at the time of its release in 2006.
Which song?
Question 13.

27. Namak Ishq Ka.

28. The Italian orchid is a species of orchid native to the Mediterranean. The
common two-word name they are known by is the also the name of the 5th
highest rated episode of How I Met Your Mother on IMDb.
Give me the common name of this popular flower.
Question 14.

29. Question 14 (Image).

30. Naked Man.

31. In June 2016, news surfaced that, in 2003, police had
discovered a secret hoard of child, sado-masochist and
homoerotic pornography behind a secret panel in X.
Among the items found was also a photograph of
Macaulay Culkin, signed by the actor, with the inscription:
“Don’t leave me alone in this house.”
Defence attorney Thomas Mesereau has defended the
associated person by discarding these claims and calling
them ”tabloid trash”.
Identify the place X.
Question 15.

32. Neverland.
(Michael Jackson’s Ranch.)

33. The following is a limerick as narrated by Paul Giamatti in the
2007 action film Shoot ’Em Up:
“There once was a woman who was quite begat.
She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
She said it was fun in the breeding,
But found it was hell in the feeding,
When she saw there was no ___ ___ ___.“
The three-word phrase that completes the limerick has been
defined by Merriam-Webster as retaliation in kind.
Fill in the blanks.
*Question 16.

34. Tit for Tat.

35. Question 17.
The following scene is from an episode of SpongeBob
SquarePants called Gary Takes a Bath.
Following the initial airing, the censor board and creators of
the show were overwhelmed by messages and threats from
concerned parents.
Eventually this joke had to be deleted from being aired ever
again.
What was the fuss about?

36. Question 17 (Image).

37. Prison Rape Joke.

38. Question 18.
Félix François Faure was the
President of France from 1895 until
his death in 1899.
Faure died suddenly because
of apoplexy in the Élysée Palace on
16 February 1899.
If reports to be believed, what
makes this presidential death
unique?

39. Heart Attack During Sexual Intercourse.

40. Question 19.
What is this a print ad for?

41. Expedia.

42. *Question 20.
Chef Daniel Angerer and his wife Lori used to own the
restaurant Klee (pronounced as Clay) Brasseire.
In 2010 the NY-Post covered the couple’s restaurant in
an article for serving their unique dish made with X.
This dish was only available for a limited period.
The ingredient was also used in cooking in a
controversial 2006 comedy film directed by Larry
Charles.
Identify the ingredient.

43. *Question 20 (Image).

44. Wife’s Breast Milk.

45. There are only two rules on stage at the ___ ___ World
Championships : all climaxes must be simulated, and
there must always be another imaginary person on stage
during your routine. A panel of judges - featuring the likes
of porn star Lisa Ann and comedian Sophie Johnson -
critiques each contestant, and the audience chooses the
winner.
That is the gist of the sport which is so steamy that when
it was featured on America’s Got Talent, even judge
Howard Stern could not handle it’s raw power.
Fill in the blanks.
Question 21.

46. Air Sex.

47. Identify the person and the song being parodied.
Question 22.

48. Weird Al Yankovic.
Rape Me.

49. *Question 23.
Rosie Reid Alina Percea Cathy Cobblerson
Raffaella Fico Natalie Dylan
Alexander Stepanov
Connect.

50. Auctioned their Virginity.

51. X, meaning confident, stylish or charming, is an Indian
men’s magazine modelled after Playboy. The magazine
was first published in 1971 and in 2005 it was reformatted
to remove nudity and target a younger demographic.
Identify X.
Question 24.

52. Debonair.

53. Whose partial filmography?
Sex Toy Story 2,
Lawrence of a Labia,
Inspect Her Gadget,
X : The Vampire Layer.
Question 25.

54. Ursula Buffay.

55. Question 26.
Parody of which song?

56. Choot by Yo Yo Honey Singh.

57. This product once came with this tagline on it’s advertisements:
“No more tears at bedtime with __________.
Caring dads always lube.”
Which product?
*Question 27.

58. Vaseline.

59. Identify the film and the director.
Question 28.

60. Y2K (Athoba, Sex Krome Aasitechhe).
Chandril Bhattacharya.

61. This video titled X for Dummies is parodying
someone. Whom?
Question 29.

62. John Mayer.

63. Two speculated theories behind the
origin of something :
• Seeds of the plant Silphium,
which first appears in historical
records dating from 7 th century
BC Egypt, where it was part of
medicinal recipes for
contraception and abortion.
• The stylized depictions of features
of the female body, such as the
female's buttocks, pubic
mound, or spread vulva.
What am I talking about?
*Question 30.

64. The Modern Day Heart Symbol.

65. Wait for …