BE CAREFUL IF VIEWING IN OFFICE. FInals of Gandi Baat Dobara, the second edition of Kolkata's first flagship NSFW quiz, conducted by Qilluminati in 2016.

1. GANDI BAAT
DO-BARA
“Censor Di Maa Di.”
BY QILLUMINATI

2. • There are 5 Rounds in the Finals:
– Two Written Rounds.
– Three Infinite Pounces of 14 Questions Each.
• Rules of each round will be explained before the start of
that round.
• Keep your phones in silent mode.
Rules for the Finals

3. • Infinite Bounce with Limited Pounces.
• For Pounces, the Fourplay rule applies – you can only
make four wrong pounces throughout the quiz.
Following that, the team will be barred from pouncing
for the rest of the quiz.
• +10/0 on both Bounce and Pounce.
• Clockwise Round.
Round I : The Missionary Position

4. X began on May 20th, 2016 and is being presented by
legend Asa Akira. At the end of X, one winner of each
gender will be crowned. Its name is a pun on something
which was originally launched in the United Kingdom
in 2004, after which Simon Fuller had launched a
lawsuit. Belle Knox was initially supposed to host X.
What is X?
Question 1.

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6. The Sex Factor.

7. Bowderization is a term used for the excision of what is
thought to be lewd material from books, named after
Thomas Bowder who reworked classics like Shakespeare’s
plays, so as to make it more suitable for women and
children, and Gibbon’s The History of the Decline and Fall of
the Roman Empire. Such texts are also often referred to as
___ ____ editions, drawing from a practice in classical and
Renaissance times with works of sculpture.
What is the term in question?
Question 2.

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9. Fig Leaf.

10. In 2002, software engineer Michael Syravong applied for a
vanity plate to the state of Washington, and according to a
report in The Smoking Gun, perhaps owing to the lack of
knowledge of pop culture rampant among those working
there at the time, he was granted the plate. However, after
certain complaints and 21 months of use, in April 2004, the
plate was taken away from him and he had to start using
PUNISHR instead. The plate was a pun on an iconic
campaign which was created by Goodby Silverstein and
Partners, something which is said to have worked
immensely in California but not in the whole of the USA.
What did Syravong’s vanity plate read?
Question 3.

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12. Got MILF?

13. List of the Lost is X’s first ever work of fiction, published in
2015 when the Manchester-born icon was 56 already. It
received widespread critical panning (much in contrast to a
lot of his other work). Interestingly enough, the book also
won X the Y, instituted in 1993 by Rhoda Koenig and
Auberon Waugh. Past iconic winners of Y include Tom Wolfe
and Ben Okri. Y in itself is said to represent something from
the 1950s in a semi-abstract form.
Identify both X and Y.
Part points will be awarded.
Question 4.

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15. Morrissey.
The Bad Sex Award.

16. While it has been suggested that X Y originated at around
the same time as Y (the late 19th century), X Y appeared in
print for the first time in 1916 in The Technology Monthly
and Harvard Engineering Journal. X Y was referred to as
“mixed X Y” in England in the 1930s so as to separate it from
the more non-sexualized, standard Y. A lot of sources attest
to the beginning of X Y in brothels.
What is X Y?
Question 5.

17. Strip Poker.

18. One of a famous group of three, born in East Germany and
of Asian origin on his father’s side, X holds a Master’s
degree in Computer Science from Stanford University. X is
considered elusive and not easy to track down; however,
one of the most humourous insights X has given as to the
creation of Y is with regard to an event from over a decade
earlier as measured from 2016. X said how the incident had
captured tremendous media attention, and yet, X was
unable to really partake of all the fun owing to
technological barriers, and this happened again over the
same year a few more times, and thus X and his partners
started building Y.
Identify both X and Y.
Part points will not be awarded.
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20. X – Jawed Karim.
Y – YouTube.

21. X was founded by Joani Blank in 1977. In 1995, X declared
May as the national month for masturbation after Clinton
had fired Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders after she had
suggested that masturbation “should perhaps be taught.”
An early attraction of X was the whole host of ancient kinds
of something which were used to cure female hysteria in
antiquity. It has been nominated for and won several
Feminist Porn awards. X shares its name with an iconic
song which turns 50 in October, being the costliest single
in the world made till the point when it was released. The
song was placed #6 on Rolling Stone’s list of “The 500
Greatest Songs of All Time.”
Identify X.
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23. Good Vibrations.

24. X opened up about this iconic incident involving him and Y
(when X was 20) to The Mirror in 2015. X had stuff like this
to say of the incident:
“I couldn’t believe what had just happened, do you know
what I mean? I didn’t want to get pushed about. I never ever
hurt anyone, I just gave him a little shove and honestly talk
about nearly losing. It was incredible.”
X is also said to have sent Y a red rose after said incident,
and the pair are said to have become good friends after it.
X also said in an interview to The Sun how Y had asked him
to stay in his place and not move, calling him “fatty”.
Identify both X and Y.
Part points will not be awarded.
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26. X - Paul Gascoigne.
Y - Vinnie Jones.

27. What sex act, a pun on the name of a being written about
by, among others, Strabo, Pliny the Elder and Aelian, is
defined by UrbanDictionary as: “When two raging lesbians
get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, get down on
all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other”?
Question 9.

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29. Screwnicorn.

30. The very first objection against what was raised (and a
complaint subsequently filed) by a young advocate
named Amal Mitra on February 2nd 1968, on the grounds
of “matters which are obscene and both the accused
persons have sold, distributed, printed and exhibited the
same which has the tendency to corrupt the morals”?
Question 10.

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32. Prajapati by Samaresh Basu.

33. X and Y used a time delay camera set up by Tony
Bramwell for this iconic shot. The shot prompted
tremendous outrage, leading Z, which featured the
shot, to be sold in brown paper bags. Certain modern
CD reissues also paid tribute to the above by covering
copies of Z with a brown flap very strategically. X later
described the shot as one featuring “two slightly
overweight ex-junkies.” Pete Stotton was the only other
person involved with the making of Z other than X
and Y.
Either identify X and Y, or identify Z.
Part points will not be awarded.
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35. X - John Lennon and Y - Yoko Ono.
Z - Unfinished Music No. 1 : Two Virgins.

36. The X Global Sex Survey, published in 2005, showed how very
proactive the Kiwis were with regard to sex. New Zealand
ranked 2nd in the number of one night stands, fourth in terms
of unsafe sex and third in terms of the number of sexual
partners. This survey also ranked the sexiest male and female
in the country, and while Nicky Watson was declared the latter,
Y, an icon from an arena which has produced many for said
country (born in 1982) was declared the former. Y has also
ranked pretty high on other similar lists. In a testament to his
popularity in the country, it may be stated that in the above
survey, Y won with 35.7% of the votes polled. Identify both X
and Y
Part points will be awarded.
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38. X- Durex.
Y- Dan Carter.

39. Question 13.
The following is taken from Ice-T’s song Freedom of Speech:
“Hey PMRC, you stupid fuckin' assholes,
The _______ on the record is what makes ‘em sell gold.
Can't you see, you alcoholic idiots?
The more you try to suppress us, the larger we get.”
A classic example of the Forbidden-Fruit effect, what is
Ice-T talking about?

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41. The Parental Advisory Label.

42. Question 14.
John Cleland began writing his novel on something of a dare at the
age of 19 or 20 while working for the East India Company in what is
now Mumbai. A friend challenged him to write a story about a
prostitute without using a single obscene word. Cleland conjured up
a remarkable range of metaphors for genitalia: “flesh brush”,
“plenipotentiary instrument”, “master member of the revels”, “store
bag of nature’s prime sweets”, “pleasure-thirsty channel”.
A partial list of the book’s adventures includes an orgy, sex between
women, masturbation, masochism, cross-dressing and a detailed
sodomy scene that is one of only two known explicit depictions
of male same-sex ardor in the language before the end of the 19th
century.
By 1748, Cleland was in debtors’ prison back in England. So, when a
publisher named Ralph Griffiths solicited an expanded version of his
boyish experiment, he agreed. Hence the novel X was published.
Identify X.

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44. Fanny Hill (or, Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure).

45. What’s your…

46. • Written Round of 8 questions.
• All the questions are restricted to Movies,
Entertainment, Literature and Arts.
• Answers to all of the questions are sexual innuendos.
• +5 for every correct answer.
• +10 for a full monty.
Round II : Aha Ki Innuendo!

47. Question 1.
X is based on the Gujarati play Patrani by Imtiaz Patel.
It ran for over 600 episodes and was adjudged the Most
Inspiring Soap in 2013. X was later dubbed in Telugu and
Tamil as Nuvvu Nachhavu and Ullam Kollai Poguthada
respectively.
The name X has been inspired by a song of the same
name, composed by R.D. Burman, from the soundtrack of
a 1976 Bollywood film.
Identify X.

48. This Hollywood
movie was released
in 2000 and was a
remake of a 1974
film of the same
name.
Which movie?
Question 2.

49. Tracklist of a 1996 Moheener Ghoraguli album.
Name the missing track X.
Question 3.

50. Ujam is a web application which allows it’s users to create
soundtracks without any need for musical skills. Everyone
can use it to compose, produce and publish their own
music.
In the later half of 2011, a little over thousand people from
107 different countries recorded their voices on ujam.com
which was heard in theatres around the world from July
20, 2012.
If you heard their voices, what were you watching?
Question 4.

51. This island in Thailand made it’s way on to the international tourist map
because of the James Bond movie X and it is called the James Bond Island.
The novel X was the first and only one of Ian Fleming’s full James Bond
novels to be published posthumously.
Identify X .
Question 5.

52. In 2010, the television series Psych paid tribute to X by
reuniting some of the cast in the 5th season episode, Dual
Spires. The episode shows the characters of Psych
investigating the death of a young girl in a small town
called Dual Spires. The episode also contains several
references to X. X actors that guest star in the episode
include Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee, Dana Ashbrook, Robyn
Lively, Lenny Von Dohlen, Catherine E. Coulson and Ray
Wise.
What is X?
Question 6.

53. This song from a 2011 Bengali movie has two versions –
the male version by Rupankar Bagchi and the female
version by Shreya Ghoshal. The male version of the song
plays during the end credits of the movie.
At the Mirchi Music Awards, it won the Best Song (Critic's
Choice) Award. At the ABP-Friends FM Bangla Music
Awards and the Zee Banglar Gourab Awards, Rupankar
won the Best Male Playback Singer Award for this song.
Which song?
Question 7.

54. The names of these three characters from the movie Grand Masti are X, Y
and Z. XY Z was also the fake name Sharman Joshi’s character took in Style
when he dressed up as a girl to enter a girls’ hostel. XY Z was also the name
of a character in Kya Super Kool Hain Hum.
An FIR was lodged against the producers of Kya Super Kool Hain Hum by a
group of Christians as they found the name offensive.
Crass and offensive indeed but used often in Bollywood sex comedies, what
is XY Z?
Question 8.

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56. Answers Follow.
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57. Question 1.
X is based on the Gujarati play Patrani by Imtiaz Patel.
It ran for over 600 episodes and was adjudged the Most
Inspiring Soap in 2013. X was later dubbed in Telugu and
Tamil as Nuvvu Nachhavu and Ullam Kollai Poguthada
respectively.
The name X has been inspired by a song of the same
name, composed by R.D. Burman, from the soundtrack of
a 1976 Bollywood film.
Identify X.

58. Bade Achhe Lagte Hain.

59. This Hollywood
movie was released
in 2000 and was a
remake of a 1974
film of the same
name.
Which movie?
Question 2.

60. Gone in 60 Seconds.

61. Tracklist of a 1996 Moheener Ghoraguli album.
Name the missing track X.
Question 3.

62. Tomaye Dilaam.

63. Ujam is a web application which allows it’s users to create
soundtracks without any need for musical skills. Everyone
can use it to compose, produce and publish their own
music.
In the later half of 2011, a little over thousand people from
107 different countries recorded their voices on ujam.com
which was heard in theatres around the world from July
20, 2012.
If you heard their voices, what were you watching?
Question 4.

64. The Dark Knight Rises.
(Deh-Shay Deh-Shay Bah-Sah-Rah!)

65. This island in Thailand made it’s way on to the international tourist map
because of the James Bond movie X and it is called the James Bond Island.
The novel X was the first and only one of Ian Fleming’s full James Bond
novels to be published posthumously.
Identify X .
Question 5.

66. The Man with The Golden Gun.

67. In 2010, the television series Psych paid tribute to X by
reuniting some of the cast in the 5th season episode, Dual
Spires. The episode shows the characters of Psych
investigating the death of a young girl in a small town
called Dual Spires. The episode also contains several
references to X. X actors that guest star in the episode
include Sherilyn Fenn, Sheryl Lee, Dana Ashbrook, Robyn
Lively, Lenny Von Dohlen, Catherine E. Coulson and Ray
Wise.
What is X?
Question 6.

68. Twin Peaks.

69. This song from a 2011 Bengali movie has two versions –
the male version by Rupankar Bagchi and the female
version by Shreya Ghoshal. The male version of the song
plays during the end credits of the movie.
At the Mirchi Music Awards, it won the Best Song (Critic's
Choice) Award. At the ABP-Friends FM Bangla Music
Awards and the Zee Banglar Gourab Awards, Rupankar
won the Best Male Playback Singer Award for this song.
Which song?
Question 7.

70. Gobhire Jao.

71. The names of these three characters from the movie Grand Masti are X, Y
and Z. XY Z was also the fake name Sharman Joshi’s character took in Style
when he dressed up as a girl to enter a girls’ hostel. XY Z was also the name
of a character in Kya Super Kool Hain Hum.
An FIR was lodged against the producers of Kya Super Kool Hain Hum by a
group of Christians as they found the name offensive.
Crass and offensive indeed but used often in Bollywood sex comedies, what
is XY Z?
Question 8.

72. Rosemary Marlow.

73. What’s your…

74. • Infinite Bounce with Limited Pounces.
• For Pounces, the Fourplay rule applies – you can only
make four wrong pounces throughout the quiz.
Following that, the team will be barred from pouncing
for the rest of the quiz.
• +10/0 on both Bounce and Pounce.
• First Half Clockwise and Second Half Anti-Clockwise.
Round III : The Suspended Congress

75. In June 2014, Micol Hebron posted an image on
Facebook and suggested that women replace their
nipples in pictures with the template to make them
acceptable for social media. In July 2015, protesting
against Instagram's “No Female Nudity” policy,
female supporters of #FreeTheNipple movement
started photoshopping the image on their nipples in
photos to bypass Instagram's community guidelines.
Image of what was being photoshopped on female
nipples?
Question 1.

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77. Male Nipple.

78. Connect:
Question 2.
Something that was auctioned at Christie's in London for
£35,000 in 2001, which was lesser than the expected value.

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80. The Ursula Andress Bikini Scene in Dr. No.

81. X: Position Yourself For Success With Good Grammar is a
book by Laurie Rozakis that promises to “boost your
language libido with quickie faux pas fixes and kinky
wordplay”. According to the author, the objectives of the
book are to teach the reader to:
• Assume the Position (Sentence-Building),
• Add Spice (Use of Modifiers),
• Engage in Fourplay (Common Grammatical Mistakes).
Identify X.
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83. Comma Sutra.

84. In a scene from perhaps the greatest Seinfeld episode ever,
The Contest, George Costanza describes how his mother
caught him masturbating and in shock, she fell down,
damaging her hip and had to be hospitalised. George
says, “Her back went out. She is gotta be there for a couple
of days. All she said on the way over in the car was, ‘Why,
George, why?’ and I said, ‘_______ ___ ____!’”
The quote is attributed to a real-life person whose first
name is also George.
Fill in the blanks.
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86. Because it’s there.
(George Mallory.)

87. In a controversial scene from Avengers : Age of Ultron, when
all of the Avengers are attempting to lift Thor's hammer
during a party, it gets to Tony Stark and he says that if he
can lift the hammer and become the new ruler of Asgard,
his first order as king would be to “re-institute prima nocta.”
Prima nocta forms an important plot element of the movie
Braveheart, even though the movie is historically inaccurate.
Prima nocta is also how a much hated fictional character,
described as “a sadistic psychopath, serial rapist and
murderer”, was born.
What is prima nocta?
Which character?
Question 5.

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89. A Lord’s right to sex on any girl’s wedding night.
Ramsay Bolton.

90. This is Brenna Twohy reciting a poem called X. This video has over a
million hits on YouTube and has been much appreciated for its idea
that “Sex is not Porn, Sex is Magic”.
The title X is itself a wordplay on the name of a book.
Identify X.
Question 6.

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92. Fantastic Breasts And Where to Find Them.

93. Britain's Greg Rutherford will be defending his long jump
title at the Rio Olympics. But before going to Rio, he, after
consultation with his girlfriend Susie Verrill, has decided to
do something so that they do not have a face “a situation
which could have been prevented”.
This decision has made other Rio-bound athletes, including
Spain’s Pau Gasol and USA’s John Speraw to follow his path.
What decision?
Why was such a decision taken by Rutherford?
Question 7.

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95. Freezing his sperm over fears of Zika.

96. X is a location-based social discovery service application
for iOS that facilitates communication between people
interested in polyamory, kink and alternative sexual
preferences such as more than one partner at once.
In May 2016, Match Group sued X, alleging trademark
infringement. They want “X to shut down and erase its
presence from the web entirely to avoid confusion”,
claiming the alleged similarity between X and their
product gives X an “unfair advantage” based on the
“supposed pronunciation of X”.
What is X?
Question 8.

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98. 3nder.

99. 33-year-old Australian man, Jared Hyams, has a habit of drawing
penis doodles as the ones above. For the last five years, he has
been fighting a case over these doodles. To stand for himself in the
cases against him about the doodles, Hyams has even enrolled
himself for a law degree. Hyams says, “It sparked something in me, I
did not understand if these people were offended or had taken it
personally.” Jared has been dismissed twice from the court on the
claims that his case was borderline on the contempt of court and
he was wasting court’s time over his useless scribbles.
What is his petition about?
Question 9.

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101. That is his signature and it is not being recognised.

102. Feminist Cassidy Boon has found homophobia in X. She says,
“I know I’ve talked a lot about feminism in gaming recently, but
this is a huge issue in one of the most popular gaming
franchises on the planet… I was gaming with my brother, and I
wanted to use a good attack, so I chose one called “Attract”. It
failed – the “Attract” move failed. There’s only one reason why
that move failed – because Y is a homophobic ass company.
The only reason why the “Attract” move failed, is BECAUSE THE
OTHER X WAS THE SAME GENDER AS MINE.”
Identify X and Y.
Question 10.

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104. X – Pokémon.
Y – Nintendo.

105. In her autobiographical book, Bossypants, Tina Fey
describes something as “the setup looks vaguely like the
Texas Longhorns logo”.
If the Texas Longhorns logo is as shown above, what was
Fey talking about?
Question 11.

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107. The Female Reproductive System.

108. Question 12.
X contains many references to illicit drugs and sexual practices.
Officials took major offence to one particular line:
“…who let themselves be fucked in the ass by saintly motorcyclists,
and screamed with joy…”
On June 3, 1957, bookstore owner, Shig Murao, was arrested and
jailed for selling X to an undercover San Francisco police officer.
City Lights Publisher Lawrence Ferlinghetti was arrested for
publishing the book. At the obscenity trial, nine literary experts
testified on the X’s behalf. Supported by the American Civil
Liberties Union, Ferlinghetti won the case when the judge
decided that X was of “redeeming social importance”.
An account of the trial was published by Ferlinghetti’s lead
defence attorney, Jake Ehrlich, in a book called X of the Censor.
What is X?

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110. Howl by Allen Ginsberg.

111. According to Urban Dictionary, this two-word term can
be described as:
“When receiving sexual stimulation for pleasure from
another person (male or female), you interrupt them to
explain a past partner performed said act with a lot more
skill. Then you allow them to continue the said act.”
For example :
“I tell you I _____ _____ her last night? I said ’Yo Taylor, I'm
gonna let you finish, but Ashley gave the best head I ever
had!’”
Which term?
Question 13.

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113. Kanye West’d.

114. The comic book character Dhee is the first of her kind from a certain
country.
What is unique about her? And which country?
Question 14.

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116. First Homosexual Comic Character from Bangladesh.

117. What’s your…

118. • Written Round.
• Poster/IMDb plot/both will be shown for 8 porn
parodies.
• Teams will need to name the porn parodies and what
is being parodied.
• +5 for each question. (Half points applicable)
• +10 for a Full Monty.
Round IV : Pornormal Activity

119. An outrageous gang of
four vicious ladies clean
up the streets. Their main
goal is to destruct the
male perverts on the
streets. They drink milk,
get in an ultraviolet
shape, and they're an
menace to society.
Identify the porn parody
and the original movie.
Question 1.

120. In this sexy science fiction
adventure, Marty D**kFly rides
C**k Brown’s poontonium-
powered sex-time machine, The
D**kLorean. After screwing the
past up, she must get her
parents to do it for the first
time at the Enchantment Under
the Semen Dance and get back
to 1985 before her porn gets
scrambled!
Identify the porn parody and
the original movie.
Question 2.

121. Who is Jasmine X? Not even she
knows for sure. Considered a
rogue agent by the Treadbone
Project, X is a nymphomaniac who
must piece together the clues to
her true identity while staying
ahead of the "ass"-"ass"in's bullet
(his penis). Armed only with a
name, and a Zürich bank account,
she learns more about who she
is... or might be.
Identify the porn parody and
the original movie .
Question 3.

122. Identify the porn parody and
the original movie.
Question 4.

123. Identify the porn parody and
the original TV show.
Question 5.

124. Identify the porn parody and
the original reality TV show.
Question 6.

125. Identify the porn parody and the personality on whom it is
based.
Question 7.

126. Identify the porn parody
and the event in news that
it parodies.
Question 8.

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129. An outrageous gang of
four vicious ladies clean
up the streets. Their main
goal is to destruct the
male perverts on the
streets. They drink milk,
get in an ultraviolet
shape, and they're an
menace to society.
Identify the porn parody
and the original movie.
Question 1.

131. In this sexy science fiction
adventure, Marty D**kFly rides
C**k Brown’s poontonium-
powered sex-time machine, The
D**kLorean. After screwing the
past up, she must get her
parents to do it for the first
time at the Enchantment Under
the Semen Dance and get back
to 1985 before her porn gets
scrambled!
Identify the porn parody and
the original movie.
Question 2.

133. Who is Jasmine X? Not even she
knows for sure. Considered a
rogue agent by the Treadbone
Project, X is a nymphomaniac who
must piece together the clues to
her true identity while staying
ahead of the "ass"-"ass"in's bullet
(his penis). Armed only with a
name, and a Zürich bank account,
she learns more about who she
is... or might be.
Identify the porn parody and
the original movie .
Question 3.

135. Identify the porn parody and
the original movie.
Question 4.

137. Identify the porn parody and
the original TV show.
Question 5.

139. Identify the porn parody and
the original reality TV show.
Question 6.

141. Identify the porn parody and the personality on whom it is
based.
Question 7.

143. Identify the porn parody
and the event in news that
it parodies.
Question 8.

145. What’s your…

146. • Infinite Bounce with Limited Pounces.
• For Pounces, the Fourplay rule applies – you can only
make four wrong pounces throughout the quiz.
Following that, the team will be barred from pouncing
for the rest of the quiz.
• +10/0 on both Bounce and Pounce.
• Anti-Clockwise Round.
Round V : The Seated Scissors

147. Question 1.
The above is from the official site of Moulin Rouge.
How was his act unique?

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149. Ability to move air into his rectum and then control the release of that
air with his anal sphincter muscles to create musical melodies.

150. Question 2.
Vagina dentata describes a folk tale that is frequently
told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of
unknown women and to discourage rape.
One such Shinto legend is that a jealous sharp-toothed
demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman. The
demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young
men on their wedding nights. After that the woman
sought help from a blacksmith, who forged a
solution. This became the centre celebration for the
Kanamara Matsuri festival in Kawasaki, Japan.
What was the solution?

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152. He forged an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth.
(Kanamara Matsuri is the Festival of the Steel Phallus.)

153. The single was received very positively over most of the world except for North
America. In April 1984, it became number 3 in the United Kingdom, and was
within the top 10 in many European and Latin American countries.
It’s ban by MTV and some other US stations played a role in the low US ranking.
The video directed by David Malle was a spoof of the ITV soap opera Coronation
Street.
The US audience failed to see the soap-opera connection and might have
interpreted the video as an open declaration of transvestism and
X's bisexuality, which could explain why the video was banned in that country.
Identify X. Which song?
Question 3.

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155. X – Freddie Mercury,
I Want To Break Free.

156. Vanity Fair points out an excerpt from a forthcoming
book on the history of the White House called The
Residence: Inside the Private World of the White House by
Kate Anderson Brower:
“X reportedly refused to accept staff arguments that
outfitting the shower with the demanded features —
including one nozzle aimed ‘directly at the president's
penis’ — would require a great deal of plumbing work. ‘If I
can move 10,000 troops in a day, you can certainly fix the
bathroom any way I want it’, X told the staff..”
Identify X, who allegedly used to call his johnson “Jumbo”.
Question 4.

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158. X – Lyndon B. Johnson.

159. One of the most successful and most popular celebrities
in B-Town, X has recently spoken about coming of age.
In his latest article for NDTV, the 44-year-old X revealed,
“By the time I lost my virginity, I was 26 and that was
after ____ ____ ____ ___, when I felt mildly famous. I wasn't
happy with my body, wasn't entirely comfortable in my
own skin. And by the time I gained confidence, too much
time had passed. Getting there from the fat kid I was,
ashamed of his body, ashamed of who he was, largely
sexually ignorant and convinced he wasn't attractive to
anyone.”
Who is X?
Question 5.

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161. Karan Johar.

162. Question 6.
X gets his high from X-Y, which are in fact Hash-Brownies.
S is a burner, i.e., he smokes marijuana and is constantly
hungry. So hungry that S can make a six foot hoagie and
swallow it whole. Whenever X or S eats a X-Y, they go ape!
It just blows their mind and they do whatever they are told,
because they are so lit!
F and D are always splintering off from the group by
themselves. It's no real mystery what these two are really
doing - they're getting busy in the back of the MM.
And V, was a lesbian.
Fan theory about which group?

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164. Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang.

165. Question 7.
In December 2012, the New York Times published an
online article about Liz McDonald who was in her third
year of teaching a Saturday class called 420 Remedy Yoga
in LA.
What is 420 Remedy Yoga?

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167. Ganja Yoga.

168. “First they cuddled and talked sweetly of love,
Then the bed began shaking, making a distinct noise,
And then the rest happened quickly.
When he touched her, she shook up,
The sex god must have been dancing by then,
She felt a current flowing through her body.
When the two bodies met, a spark happened.
Their happiness had no limits.”
If the above paragraphs are parts of an answer to a
question, then what is the question?
Question 8.

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170. Rukmani, Rukmani, Shaadi Ke Baad Kya Kya Hua?

171. StayUncle is a start-up by Sanchit
Sethi that was initially targeted at
travellers looking to stay for
short duration. But upon repeated
queries from another section of
people, Sethi remodelled the plan.
The name might have been inspired
from the plot of Shashank Gupta’s
book Pimp, which features “an
uncle” who provides the same
service as StayUncle.
How is StayUncle different from
other hospitality start-ups in India?
Question 9.

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173. Provides Rooms with Per Hour Rates.
(Target Crowd : Unmarried Couples.)

174. In the last four years, Belgium has won 78 Cannes Lions.
But young people are losing interest in advertising careers
and the number of students in advertising has also
declined. It is feared that in 10-20 years, there might not
be sufficient amount of creative advertisers left.
To resolve this problem, The Creative Club of Belgium has
come up with a campaign whose participants includes big
names from the world of advertisements:
"One small ____ for me, one giant ____ for Belgian
creativity.“, says one of the participants.
What is the campaign?
Question 10.

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176. The print ads read, "Are you
in the creative industry?
Become a donor."
Sperm Donation.

177. There are two theories about this song X:
• There is a town in England called _____ and back in those
days (1940s through the 1960s), if a young woman
became an unwed mother, her parents would send her
to ______, saving the family of any unwanted
embarrassment. The woman could then get an abortion
in the town ______.
• The lyricist was inspired to write this while touring
Holland, where before one could legally become a
prostitute, she had to be cleared medically. The
documentation verifying one's medical clearance has
been called X.
Identify X.
Question 11.

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179. Ticket to Ride.
The Beatles.

180. An example of a person’s dream of becoming the Head of
State of a country being ruined by a sex scandal:
X had nothing to do with the scandal. X’s philandering son
(around 40-year-old at that time) was in an affair with a 21-
year-old girl in college. Photographs of the son with the girl
in compromising positions flashed in the centrefold of a
monthly magazine, edited by the daughter-in-law of a
political rival.
This scandal killed X's political career. The girl claims that
she married X’s son and stayed with her till he died 6 years
later, after which she went into hiding.
Who is X?
Question 12.

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182. Babu Jagjivan Ram.

183. In 2015, The Head Judge of Miss America 2015 was X (then
52 year old). After X sang a song, Sam Haskell, executive
chairman of the Miss America pageant apologized to her
saying, “I want to apologize for anything that was said or
done that made you feel any less the Miss America you are
and the Miss America you always will be”.
X made history in the 1983 Miss America pageant by
winning it, but was forced to give up her title in 1984,
when her nude photos were published in Penthouse
without her consent.
Identify X.
Question 13.

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185. Vanessa Williams.

186. The story goes that when Rishi Vyasa entered the chambers
of X’s mother, she became terrified at this sight. He used his
‘yoga maya’ to impregnate her and she closed her eyes in
fright. She kept her eyes closed for the entire duration of
the encounter. X was conceived in this way.
After this incident, Y’s mother was advised not to close her
eyes while Vyasa impregnates her and she did not. However,
at the sight of Vyasa, she became pale. Y was conceived in
this way.
Identify X and Y.
Question 14.

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188. Dhritarashtra and Pandu.

189. What’s your final…